Thoughts on Episode 2

Thank you everyone for being so welcoming in this subdivision.

I specifically chose to move to Cashew Creek Estates because I really, really love cashews.

Imagine my surprise when I moved here and there were no cashews. 

There were also no creeks at Cashew Creek Estates. But, that's okay. I’m undecided on whether I like creeks but that’s not the relevant to my presence at your meeting.

I just wanted to state I’m very happy to be here and to be living in a house. My lifelong goal has been to have my own backyard so I can bury things in it, such as a cashew tree and other stuff.

I officially am petitioning the Cash Creek Estates Homeowners Association for permission to plant a cashew tree.

I had this great idea where you could sell individually wrapped cashews as treats. You know how you can get a single mint or a bite-sized candy bar? It’ll be like that, but just for a single cashew.

Imagine the happiness on Halloween.

A break from the devil’s candy, a cashew pal in your pail.

I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. I’m solitary, like the cashew in my business plan/fantasy.

In a lot of ways I’m like a cashew. I require a lot of water. I sleep in dirt often.

I hang out in trees sometimes and fall to the ground for fun.

Sometimes, after falling from a stranger’s tree, I get picked up.

Cashews are often picked up by a farmer. For me, it’s the local police force.

I really enjoy being here. Where is everyone going --