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Nothing But Ad Reads

"a podcast or whatever"

My uncle designed this website. He used to work for Geocities but then went away for awhile because he stabbed that guy who stood outside the gas station and put on little musicals with earthworms and truckers just a passin' on through..

Latest Episodes

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Episode 1: Meet da boyz

We break down the purpose of this podcast and introduce the main hosts/crew such as Jimmy Three Shoes, Carl, Wilson St. Croix, Boomsnout, Grepple Trizz, Azor Mato, Meatsweat Matt, Scuzzy Jake, The Abomination, The Hater Skater, Douglas, Noonhound, 98 Members of the Local Knights of Columbus including Jessica's Dad, Co-Ned 19, Geoffrey Dammer, Sparky Mark, Tone Loc, Dr. Throb, Ken Bone, Solomon, Professional Wrestler Uncured Sausage and the Meat Twins, The Guy We Met at the Park with the Goiter, Dan the Candy Man, Dan Candy, Sr., My Cousin Steve and The Host.

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Episode 2: Addressing the Controversy

The hosts get together into one giant pile of human flesh and Shure microphones to address the salacious comments made on the inaugural podcast, respond to the drama, and make plans to move forward. We also drain new host Marcus Wick's abscess live on air and welcome new co-host of the podcast Kenneth Conard, who is the Assistant Deputy Comptroller for the City of Spoede, Florida, and also welcome his dear friend, convicted murderer William "The Retirement Home Reaper" Jones.

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Episode 3: Where do we go from here?

In this third (3/1001) episode, we kidnap an agitated 47-year-old man, blindfold him, then put him on a jet ski without gasoline in the middle of the ocean and use drones to track his progress and chances of survival. We also try a wingsuit for the first time in a bathtub and then stab each other in a recreation of scenes from the third act of the original "Scream" film. Also, having trouble getting that restful night of sleep you crave? Listen to the rest of the episode for restful rest tips from the rest of the members of Limp Bizkit that are not Fred Durst.

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Episode 4: Discussions on Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence is everywhere. It’s in computers and those little phones that also send emails in addition to making calls.  SMS texts are also Artificial Intelligence and beepers are buried in my backyard.  On today’s podcast, we discuss Artificial Intelligence and also hear shocking secrets from the man who lives in the sewer behind my house. Can you dig it?

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The pin number to my debit card is 3281 and read the blog

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Disclaimer: This podcast is allegedly a comedy and entertainment program. The content presented is intended for humorous, satirical, and fictional purposes only. Any statements, opinions, stories, characters, scenarios, companies, organizations or events discussed on this podcast are not intended to be taken as factual, professional, or real-world advice. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, the individuals and situations described may be exaggerated, fictionalized, or entirely made up for comedic effect. None of the companies mentioned in podcast exist. Email me if you want to buy my kidney. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, actual events, or real organizations is purely coincidental. The hosts and producers do not claim the accuracy or truth of statements made during the program and accept no liability for actions taken based on the content of this podcast. Listener discretion and common sense advised. I can't believe I have to say this.

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